The blind man and the restaurant owner joke

A blind man went into a restaraunt.
‘Menu sir?’ asked the Owner.
‘I’m blind, bring me one of your dirty
forks, i will smell it and order’.
The confused owner got the fork.
The blind man smelt the fork with a
deep breath.
‘Yes! I will have a lamb, with seasoned
potatoes and spring vegetables
please’, the blind man said.
Unbelievable! Thought the restaurant
owner.
The blind man ate and left.
Two week later, the blind man
returned. The restaurant owner, eager
to know how strong the blind man’s
sense of smell was, rushed to the
kitchen where his wife, Carol, was
cooking.
And he said, ‘Sweetheart, please do
me a favour and take that fork and
rub
it on youur private parts.’
Which she did.
He then goes to the blind man and
gives him the fork.
The blind man takes the fork to his
nose and says,
‘Ooooooooh! Interesting! I never
Knew Carol works here.’
the restaurant owner fainted on the
floor.

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