My award winning composition

I was asleep snoring ng’rrorrr ng’rrorrr. The chicken shouted 3 times.I opened 1 eye & left the other to sleep a bit. I was wishing I had slept with my uniforms putted on but I realized if wishes were chickens beggars would be laying eggs. I woke up …with only 1 eye open & I was looking where the pramastof was put, I wash my face.
I cooked a tea without milk. I drank the tea haphazardy & hurriedy with a piece of sadza which had remained last night. I put on my uniforms & then painted myself with fat & becoz there was no kiwi i had to paint my shoes with fat to. I took my paperbag put books & pens then ran everything.
I beated the 1st corner hardly then as i was beating the 2nd corner I heard the school bell cry nkgrirriririri ngkririrriri! I knew my buttocks were on fire 4rm teacher on duty.
When i reached the gate!! You dont want to know!! Mr Dube was standing at the gate with a big black hozpipe.I was so afraid dat i almost urinated.I was asked ”Y are u late?” i said my pramastof was poured with water last night” teacher asked ”What had dat to do wit your coming to school late?” I told him the stove was late to burn so it delayed cooking strong” he said ”dat is no excuse!!Touch your toes to greet the world”
I started to remove my shoes so i can touch the toes but he told me i just meant bend. He gave me the 1st beating on my buttocks,he he he it was hot & boiling,i dried dat 1. He gave me the 2nd one papa!!dis one was much hotter & i started hearing to cry. When the 3rd one was given to me i heard so much pain dat i touched my buttocks.
Teacher Dube said ”You have erased dat 1,i will have to give u another 1” When i was given the 4th 1 tears started getting out of my eyes uncountallably. The teacher said ”You removing tears 4 who?I dnt want to see even a smell of tear, ran to class & dont late tomorrow!!”
My buttocks as i went to class were hearing as if sitting in a burning pramastof. From dat day i sware i’l neva come 2 skul late.

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