Bend over – Kenyan theories

It’s true that…..
When a village girl BENDS OVER, she must be collecting firewood.
When a Luo girl BENDS OVER,shes collecting stones to throw.
When a Kalenjin girl BENDS OVER,shes about to compete in a race.
When a kisii girl BENDS OVER, shes trying to cheat in exams using mwakenya on her slippers.
When a coast girl BENDS OVER, shes simply sweeping the floor.
When a church girl BENDS OVER, the Lord is pleased with her prayers.
When a Nyeri gal BENDS OVER be careful she might be searching for a panga to slash somebody
When a nairobi girl BENDS OVER, the whole club goes CRAAAIZY…!!

How Kenyan girls bend over

It’s true that…..
When a village gal BENDS OVER,she must be
collecting firewood.
When a luo gal BENDS OVER,shes collectingstones
to throw.
When a kalenjin gal BENDS OVER,shes about to
compete in a race.
When a kisii gal BENDS OVER, shes trying to cheat
in exams using mwakenya on her slippers.
… When a coast gal BENDS OVER, shes simply
sweeping the floor.
When a church gal BENDS OVER, the lord is
pleased with her prayers.
When a nyeri gal BENDS
OVER b careful she myt b searching 4 a panga to
slash somebody
When a nairobi gal BENDS OVER, the whole club
goes CRAAAIZY…!!