Luo man and the robber

A LUO Man is being attacked by a robber…..

ROBBER: put your hands up!
LUO: Hey bwana, you can’t sout near my new prado even if you are Osama….. Oooh U R a robber….. Can I see Ua Weapon….

[Robber removes his weapon- A PANGA] …
LUO: You can’t be serious….Do you know that I am a Manager! How
do you want tomorrows headline to read…. That A MANAGER HAS BEEN STABBED TO DEATH BY A PANGA!
Take this 10K, go and hire a gun with silver bullet as I wait for U here!