Kamina and his naughty daughter

Kamina came in the bedroom to find his 13- year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. “My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the father.
“Since I lost my virginity,” replies the girl.
“You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?” shrieks the father.
“I don’t remember,” says the girl. “I was completely drunk.”

Family planning jokes

I saw a sign the other day at the hospital that read ‘Family Planning – use rear entrance’. I was totally confused coz I could not see the door.